What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Sure.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I'm 24.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Because it's month of August.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Thank you.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)